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May 24, 2004

My New Band Name: CleanableCorn

I was trying to choose "Clontz" as my MSN nickname. Unfortunately, it was already taken, so it helpfully offered me the following suggestions:

You can also use one of these nicknames:

Clontz1
Clontz3
CrowdingClontz
RidgyClontz
DullestClontz
ClunkiestClontz
CleanableCorn

I'm really not sure what to make of any of these. What kind of weirdo algorithm is MSN using to generate nicknames? "CleanableCorn"? "DullestClontz"? And what the deuce does "RidgyClontz" even mean?

Posted by Lee Clontz at May 24, 2004 2:38 PM